THIS is How Stupid I Am

Posted on May 16, 2010 | View Comments
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The most popular question I get is, "Swap, I know you're a genius... but how MUCH of a genius you are... that's what I'm wondering." I usually pat the person on the shoulder and give them a sympathetic look as I reply with "Way over your head, my friend... way over your head." They'll give me an understanding look, buy me a drink, and then I'll do something stupid to prove that I'm actually a huge douchebag. Well, it's that time again... yes, somebody asked me the question and I did something stupid. Just HOW stupid, you ask? Read on... I assure you I am NOT making this story up [...]

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    I hope you all had a great Mother's Day filled with family, laughter, good food, and plenty of hugs and kisses for your mom. I hugged my mom enough to make her say, "You need a shower," and I gave her a card that made her say, "I can't believe you remembered!" Yes, Mother's Day for Ol' Swap was a wonderful day. As some of you may know, I'm the youngest of three sons. In many ways this worked out well for me because I let my two older brothers make all the mistakes with my parents. By the time my mom and dad got to me, they were so fed up that they just let me do what I wanted with little to no interference. This is probably why I'm not as smart, well-mannered, well-spoken, or as cultured as my older brothers... To prove this point [...]" title="Heading East: A Musical" />

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    Posted on May 10, 2010 | View Comments
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    I hope you all had a great Mother's Day filled with family, laughter, good food, and plenty of hugs and kisses for your mom. I hugged my mom enough to make her say, "You need a shower," and I gave her a card that made her say, "I can't believe you remembered!" Yes, Mother's Day for Ol' Swap was a wonderful day. As some of you may know, I'm the youngest of three sons. In many ways this worked out well for me because I let my two older brothers make all the mistakes with my parents. By the time my mom and dad got to me, they were so fed up that they just let me do what I wanted with little to no interference. This is probably why I'm not as smart, well-mannered, well-spoken, or as cultured as my older brothers... To prove this point [...]

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